Morning Spit in Yer Coffee............In New Fire and Brimstone Scent!

**RipperBendix** · March 3rd, 2005, 12:43 PM

*coughs like crazy, hawks up half a horse, two kittens and a luggage full of dwarves*

fucking flu! gruh....

**Guitardeth2** · March 3rd, 2005, 12:46 PM

Morning All.

*Gd grabs coffee mug*

**Peter Peeker** · March 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM

*digs BBQ pit, in order to roast the half-horse Ripper coughed up*

breakfast will be ready shortly, folks. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

***PORTHOS*** · March 3rd, 2005, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Andyman:
Any French Vanilla spit?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Come here I'll arrange that

**Peter Peeker** · March 3rd, 2005, 01:04 PM

okay, BBQ pit is done...half-horse is on a spit and ready to go.
all I need is fire. where can I get some fire...?
[img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

**Darkest Angel** · March 3rd, 2005, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by AcroPeek:
okay, BBQ pit is done...half-horse is on a spit and ready to go.
all I need is fire. where can I get some fire...?
[img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...I can't imagine. [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

*spits fireball, incinerates horse-half instantly*

...er...oops.

**Biomechanoid** · March 3rd, 2005, 01:23 PM

<pierces luggage from inside with pocket knife, slices an opening and climbs out>

Who are you calling a dwarf? Horse ready yet?

**Peter Peeker** · March 3rd, 2005, 01:26 PM

damn...
*calls out for pizza*

and some sad, sad news, people...

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.
Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as the man who "never knew how much he was kneaded.
" Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting most of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife -- they have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 4:25 for about 20 minutes.

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